Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

(Source: mintleaftea)

100% proven zodiac analyses

aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

(Source: juliaupdegraff)


you wake up crawfish, post up crawfish, riding round in it crawfish, flossing on that crawfish, this diamond crawfish, my diamond crawfish, this rock crawfish, my rock crawfish

River Phoenix behind the scenes of My Own Private Idaho (1991)

(Source: gusvsant)


Iviva Olenick “Love Fire”


Iviva Olenick “Love Fire”

BDSM is weird but arent we all the subs to capitalisms dominance

(Source: russiangovernment)

(Source: dtargaryen)


North American River Otters



kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"


God called me Fish Heart. Lily Mouth. I was an evening sort of girl. He liked me better ripped up, bar bathrooms, bar peanuts, skip the small talk. We’re both Adam. We’re both Eve. In the mornings, swallowing bait, swallowing nails, pulling apart the microwave, two forks and an empty socket. Baby, there is always a limit. Hours spent rubbing my belly, waiting for watermelon trees, or orange bushes, or flowers heavy with green apples. And now, this is what I can dissect: his fingers in the gut of the fish, his fingers in the core of the flower, always pulling. Like it wasn’t enough to feel, like He had to see, to know.

(Source: gayspicy)

today was just one of those astonishingly terrible and hopeless days and tomorrow will probably be better

“For a while, my parents would lie and tell their friends that I was doing real estate or business in California. For Korean Americans, it’s weird to tell people that your kid is moving to L.A. to be an actor. It has such a negative connotation, even though it’s not a bad thing.”

(Source: holandroden)